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Archives for September 2004

Sonicwall Restrictions

by Bryan Strawser · Sep 23, 2004

I’m sitting in the Panera Bread in Saugus, MA doing some work before heading across the parking lot to the store. I tried to access my weblog here at bryanstrawser.com and got this message:

This site is blocked by the SonicWALL Content Filter Service.

URL: http://www.bryanstrawser.com/

Reason for restriction: Forbidden Category “Pornography”

What the hell?!

I checked Sonicwall’s Category Descriptions and found this:

Pornographic sites containing sexually explicit material for the purpose of arousing a sexual or prurient interest.

Yup, you got it. My weblog is pornographic.

I guess I say FUCK too often.

Well, Fuck Sonicwall!

Filed Under: Blogging, Technology

Life Change

by Bryan Strawser · Sep 23, 2004

Lest you think this is becoming a cycling log – despair not!

I am in the midst of the most significant change in my personal life in many many years.

When I was in high school, I was a 140 pound speed machine. I ran somewhere around 6-8 miles daily. From June through October I played 2-3 hours of Tennis at least once a day – and often more. I swam laps like there was no tomorrow while lifeguarding at the city pool. Most nights I umpired two softball games. Starting the Monday after tennis season ended, I hit the weights and started running – and that didn’t let up until track ended in June. I did that for four years.

Then came college, the discovery of beer, and a stressful job and suddenly I weighed 230 pounds.

Last year, I did a modified Atkins diet and lost thirty pounds over two months. And then I gained it all back.

Three weeks ago I finally decided that I had enough. I started a food diary and discovered I was overeating by about 1200 calories each day. That was fairly easy to trim down. I just changed what I was eating – how I was snacking – and cut out all of the crap (like ice cream).

I do miss ice cream!

Then I started running. First outdoors, then on the treadmill – and then I broke out the bike.

Now my bike was 12 years old – I paid $80 for it at Target to have for college. The new bike is a world of difference.

My goal is to get to 170 pounds and do a century ride (100 miles) by October 1st, 2005. I believe this is completely doable.

My reward is that I’ll let myself purchase a nice road bike – like this Trek 1000. Until then, I’ll buy nothing. No computer gizmos, no new gadgets, no new golf clubs, nada.

Filed Under: Cycling

Cycling Diary – 9/22

by Bryan Strawser · Sep 22, 2004

Short day due to issue at the house – only 13 minutes, 3.1 miles, average speed around 14.6 mp/h, top speed 24.5 mp/h.

3 Laps around the development.

I pushed hard, got up a good sweat and then ran out of light.

Filed Under: Cycling

Cycling Diary – 9/20/04

by Bryan Strawser · Sep 22, 2004

Monday’s ride: 5.2 miles in 25.43 minutes. Average speed was 13.96 miles/hour. Top speed 23.9 miles/hour.

Up Williams Street, around King’s Place development, circled housing addition twice.

Nice simple ride – saw one other biker on a road bike.

First ride w/ shorts and gloves – much more comfortable…

Filed Under: Cycling

Cycling Diary – 9/19/04

by Bryan Strawser · Sep 19, 2004

Today’s ride: 15.1 Miles in 1:20.45, average speed 11.2 MPH. Top speed 21.2 MPH.

First day with the Trek 4500 – awesome ride.

Afternoon ride – twice around development, down 140 to Taunton Green, around Green / Courthouse, down to High Street to broken bridge, back to High’s intersection with 140 – down to 3rd/4th street – past the old Silver plants – past Public Works building to Weir Corner – down Weir to gas pipeline, back home via Elementary School, Williams Street, High School.

Filed Under: Cycling

The Trek 4500

by Bryan Strawser · Sep 19, 2004

For the last three weeks, as a part of a major change in my lifestyle, I’ve begun to seriously exercise for the first time in many years. My goal is to reach 170 pounds in a year or so.

I’ve found that running on the treadmill is exceptionally boring – and the treadmill here at the house is not a great one. Running outdoors is good and easy to do in this neighborhood, but my shins aren’t so sure about that. So a few weeks ago, I started riding my bike.

Now, I’ve had this bike since 1992 when I was preparing to goto college. I paid $80 for it at Target and it shows. It has not worn well over the years. So after discovering some local trails and talking with some friends that had nicer bikes, I decided that a new mountain bike would make a nice Christmas gift this year. So Christmas came early for me.. it came this morning!

After researching several bikes, I ended up purchasing a 2004 Trek 4500, along with some accessories (below) from Silver City Bicycles, just down the road in Raynham, Massachusetts.

Here’s a view of the Trek 4500:

45002

In addition, I wanted to be able to monitor distance, speed, time, and some other factors, so I picked up a Cycle Computer from Vetta – the Vetta RT-88. This little baby is wireless and measures a ton of factors. Take a look:

Product_RT88_09

Of course, you have to have a cool helmet. Unfortuantely, I couldn’t find a Trek helmet that fit my head – so I went with the Specialized 2005 Air Force. It was a pain in the ass to adjust, but I suppose it’s worth it to keep my brain intact.

05HelmetAirForce_l

Of course, I have a wish list of items. Here it is:

  • Bolle Revert Sunglasses
  • Camelback M.U.L.E. Hydration System
  • Minura Interwim Trainer
  • CatEye HR200DW HeartRate & Cycle Monitor
  • Performance Spin Doctor Essential Tool Kit

I expect this list to grow in the coming weeks!

Filed Under: Cycling

Dooce on Poop

by Bryan Strawser · Sep 18, 2004

If you don’t read Dooce, well, you’re just missing out on the finer things in your life:

Hello, Internet. My name is Heather and my website is the number one search result for “poop in my ass.” Life doesn’t get much better than that.

And then there’s this fine entry:

I guess C. was at work the day after traveling for a few days, and he found himself IN THE COMPANY BATHROOM (I can hardly type these words without my whole bowel system clinching up), and The Big Bad Motherfucking Poop hit him. He was going to have to pass The Big Bad Motherfucking Poop at work because it was coming and nothing could stop it. For those of you who have been really constipated you know which poop I’m talking about. It’s the one that you can’t physically pass because it’s so hard and large and GRANITE-LIKE IN TEXTURE that the law of physics says, “This is too big to fit out your butt.” But The Big Bad Motherfucking Poop disregards the laws of nature. It defies nature, and it must be passed because it says so.

So C. is sitting on the toilet, his pants around his ankles, and The Big Bad Motherfucking Poop is making it’s way out his butt even though Object A is too big to fit through Object B. And he is in pain, a lot of pain, the pain of a woman feeling the head of her baby crowning through the birth canal. The pain is almost indescribable, and as he is telling me this story I want to hold his hand and assure him that everything is going to be okay because I HAVE FELT THAT PAIN. Pain, oh pain. The world is going to end PAIN.

Go read Dooce now – you won’t regret it.

Filed Under: Blogging, Humor

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